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Your secret is out ... hemorrhoids
The secret you’ve been keeping all winter is finally out…in the yard, at social events, on the golf course, and at the grocery store. Everywhere you go, your hemorrhoids go with you. During the winter months, when you were hunkered down indoors, it was easier to keep your secret under wraps. Maybe you’ve been hiding your...
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Are you a boiling frog?
We’ve all heard of the boiling frog apologue describing how a frog dropped directly into boiling water will jump right out, but if the frog is put into cool water that slowly becomes hotter and hotter, it won’t notice the danger until it’s boiled alive. People with hemorrhoids are often like boiling frogs. When their hemorrhoid problems...
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You can finally be hemorrhoid-free
Hemorrhoids can be a real pain in the butt, but getting them treated doesn’t have to be. Gone are the days of painful surgery that takes weeks to recover from. Nowadays, hemorrhoid treatment takes only seconds to perform and can be done right in the comfort of my office with no anesthesia required. For smaller hemorrhoids, I use a procedure...
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Spooky ghost poop
Recently I had a patient tell me that ever since her hemorrhoids have been successfully treated in the private comfort of my office, she has spooky ghost poops. Naturally we shared a laugh before she explained to me that when she goes to the bathroom to poop, there is no wiping. Everything just slides out and it’s like nothing was...
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It rhymes with butt-min
I am frequently asked about the correct way to pronounce my last name. Is it Goot-man or Gut-man? Goot-man means “good man” in German, which is a fine name indeed, but my name is actually pronounced Gut-man (which rhymes with butt-min), and means “man of God” in Yiddish. Ironically, I’ve picked a profession that gives my name a third...
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