Category: Dr. David Gutman, Advanced Hemorrhoid Specialists

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Join our fanny club

It has always been remarkable for me to watch how the attitude of my patients completely transforms from their first visit to their last. At their first appointment, my patients are often timid,...

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Relief with-owwwt surgery

Many people still believe that to definitively treat hemorrhoids, surgery is the most effective option. But that simply isn’t the case. We no longer live in the 1900s, and treatment options...

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New cases of monkeybutt

While the spread of monkeypox is unlikely to pose any great risk to the nation’s health, some of you may already be sitting on a serious case of monkeybutt. Traditionally, monkeybutt happens...

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Safely eliminate hemorrhoids and have an out of booty experience

I recently asked a patient how she was doing following her first hemorrhoid treatment. She replied that she couldn’t believe how much better everything was. “I feel like I’m wiping someone...

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Hemorrhoid date night

I had a patient who likes to take his wife out for date night. The problem was his hemorrhoids went along for the ride, making him uncomfortable, self-conscious, and challenged to enjoy their time...

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