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New cases of monkeybutt
While the spread of monkeypox is unlikely to pose any great risk to the nation’s health, some of you may already be sitting on a serious case of monkeybutt. Traditionally, monkeybutt happens when the skin in your rear becomes irritated from sweating or chafing, especially during the warmer, more active months. A lot of my patients tell me...
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Safely eliminate hemorrhoids and have an out of booty experience
I recently asked a patient how she was doing following her first hemorrhoid treatment. She replied that she couldn’t believe how much better everything was. “I feel like I’m wiping someone else’s butt,” she said. I told her she was having an out of booty experience. Now when she goes to the bathroom, she doesn’t have to wipe...
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Hemorrhoid date night
I had a patient who likes to take his wife out for date night. The problem was his hemorrhoids went along for the ride, making him uncomfortable, self-conscious, and challenged to enjoy their time together. I said to him, you take out your wife, and I’ll take out your hemorrhoids. Does this scenario sound familiar? Are you avoiding social...
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Your secret is out ... hemorrhoids
The secret you’ve been keeping all winter is finally out…in the yard, at social events, on the golf course, and at the grocery store. Everywhere you go, your hemorrhoids go with you. During the winter months, when you were hunkered down indoors, it was easier to keep your secret under wraps. Maybe you’ve been hiding your...
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Are you a boiling frog?
We’ve all heard of the boiling frog apologue describing how a frog dropped directly into boiling water will jump right out, but if the frog is put into cool water that slowly becomes hotter and hotter, it won’t notice the danger until it’s boiled alive. People with hemorrhoids are often like boiling frogs. When their hemorrhoid problems...
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