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Will you vote rump?

With the elections just a few weeks away, it’s time to consider what is truly important to you. We live in a great country—a fantastic country. One that believes in freedom and equality for all, with the inalienable rights to life, liberty, and the pursuit of a happy poop without pain or worry. But we have become a nation divided...

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Go ahead and butt dial me

We make it easy to get in contact. With the addition of our new online scheduling tool, you aren’t limited to a phone call alone. A lot of people are embarrassed to take the first steps toward treatment, so we’ve put in place a discreet way for you to make the first move. If you’ve been holding off on reaching out to me to discuss your...

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Do you mask your butt?

Is your problem in disguise? Undercover? Masked? Most people suffering from hemorrhoids live a double life. On the surface they’re all smiles, but under the cover of a dark pair of pants lurks the pain, itch and bleeding of hemorrhoids. They’ve been masking the truth for so long, keeping their pesky little problem under wraps has...

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Advanced Hemorrhoid Specialists can change your abnormal "new normal"

Dark underwear, restricting yourself from going out, no longer enjoying your favorite activities, like golf and socializing with friends, constant clean-up and even a post poop push-in. Has this become your uncomfortable new norm? I’m not talking about Covid-19 guidelines. I’m talking about the way you’ve adjusted to life dealing with...

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Way too much toilet paper

Even before panic buying prompted people to scoop up all the available toilet paper, you may have been guilty of a little stockpiling yourself. See, one of the symptoms of internal hemorrhoids is difficulty getting clean, requiring you to wipe way too much. Unlike the rest of the world, you may have actually needed all that toilet paper. To...

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